Behold Hannibal Stewart. A man who is guaranteed a notably long life. However, while his lifespan is predetermined, nothing could ensure the quality of his existence.


Join us a Hannibal spends his morning alongside his father, Wesley, who is slated to expire in mere hours.


Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator
Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro
David Perez as Hannibal Stewart
Ryan Belanger as Wesley Stewart
Additional voices by Will Marcotte, Adam Hirsch, and Paul DiSalvo


Sound Credits:
Flamingosis - Not Like The Others
Flamingosis - Another Time
Flamingosis - Two Steppin’ Into Fantasy
Saint Pepsi - Around
Additional music available within the public domain
zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds
Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds

Content Notes:

This episode contains the following:

Explicit Language


Drug Use

How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.